Colon Massage Any Advice?

zand wrote:

Paul wrote:lol I thought I'd change my Avatars on a rolling basis to remind 'Certain' people 'Elsewhere' that I may be 'gone' elsewhere but I'm still very much around and still watching!

+1 lol

....a change is not always a bad thing.

I'm also reliably informed to change our habits or to do something different i.e. to give our memories a slightly different pattern is a good thing.

What this has to do with 'Colon Massage' I don't know.

It would be most interesting and perhaps helpful if Moose could persuade Stephan to join the forum - what do you think?

Jan

Coffee enemas are awesome for clearing the liver of toxins. They open up the hepatic pathways and stimulate bile and gall-bladder emptying. A minute or two after the coffee is inserted you can feel the gall-bladder empty. The best coffee is Swiss water-processed.

You do need to be close to a loo.....

The colon massage will help the natural peristalsis clear any impaction and 'backlogs'. :0)

When you say "the coffee is inserted", I hope you mean drunk ?????????

mo1905 wrote:When you say "the coffee is inserted", I hope you mean drunk ?????????

And don't try it with freshly brewed coffee
Let it cool a bit first!

mo1905 wrote:When you say "the coffee is inserted", I hope you mean drunk ?????????

No Mo I don't think that is being said. It sounds like a waste of good coffee to me, but as they say, If you ain't tried it don't knock it.

I wonder if green tea would work as well, less caffeine

I'm more concerned with the spoon Andy !

I don't know about you guys but the thought of a hosepipe full of Nescafe being inserted up the Rusty Sheriffs badge makes me need a lie down!

Lesser of 2 evils I guess Paul. I must say, if I had to choose between a capucchino or a Polish geezer called Stefan entering my tea towel holder, it's a no brainer !!!!!

lmao at the descriptions of it im learning

LOL!! It makes a 'Sack,crack and back' waxing seem like a walk in the park!!

Honestly. The English are so prissy and constrained....

It's been done for hundreds of years in other cultures with great success. i'm sure they wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't work. It was even a part of medical procedure in the UK at one time, but was rejected in favour of drugs (which don't have anything like the benefits.

If it worked to clear the liver when taken from the top down, it would be wonderful, but it is more likely to have the opposite effect. Coffee taken by the oral route is very dehydrating and nutrient-hungry. Who discovered it works the other way around I haven't a clue, but it can have a big effect on health and well-being when done on a regular basis.

im pretty sure if i werent english i still want anything put up there lol but maybe

That Moose fella has been winding us up, I've just seen a photo of Stefen.


I'm next in the queue please.

you guys are soooo prissy, im ready!

2 sugars please m'lady and let her rip :-)

UPDATE:

What a fiasco !!! Its hard to know where to begin. A dodgy cockney fakir, an irate scottish nutjob with a pipe cleaner stuck in his japs' eyes, pebble dashed carpets and a police raid. It all went proper pear shaped. I was lucky to get out with my balls intact. I'm still cleaning up the mess.

Moose

Moose wrote:UPDATE:

What a fiasco !!! Its hard to know where to begin. A dodgy cockney fakir, an irate scottish nutjob with a pipe cleaner stuck in his japs' eyes, pebble dashed carpets and a police raid. It all went proper pear shaped. I was lucky to get out with my balls intact. I'm still cleaning up the mess.

Moose

Lucky escape there Moose I reckon!! Although I'm sure there's folks in society who'd pay good money for that kind of thing!

Paul wrote:

Moose wrote:UPDATE:

What a fiasco !!! Its hard to know where to begin. A dodgy cockney fakir, an irate scottish nutjob with a pipe cleaner stuck in his japs' eyes, pebble dashed carpets and a police raid. It all went proper pear shaped. I was lucky to get out with my balls intact. I'm still cleaning up the mess.

Moose

Lucky escape there Moose I reckon!! Although I'm sure there's folks in society who'd pay good money for that kind of thing!

OMG Lucky escape indeed !

All the best Jan

Good luck with the clean up moose ! Time for a coffee maybe ;-)

Moose wrote:UPDATE:

What a fiasco !!! Its hard to know where to begin. A dodgy cockney fakir, an irate scottish nutjob with a pipe cleaner stuck in his japs' eyes, pebble dashed carpets and a police raid. It all went proper pear shaped. I was lucky to get out with my balls intact. I'm still cleaning up the mess.

Moose

Sounds like my sort of gig Moose