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eddie1 wrote:Anyone who tells you to f**k off can't be all bad Paul !
HaHaHa! True mate! That'll be on my headstone I reckon!
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HaHaHa! True mate! That'll be on my headstone I reckon!
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Runaround, NOOOOWWW ! Anyone remember ?
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Paul wrote:eddie1 wrote:Anyone who tells you to f**k off can't be all bad Paul !
HaHaHa! True mate! That'll be on my headstone I reckon!
I was just testing Paul, I have been banned for less elsewhere
In some places 50 lashes is considered a soft option for going against the monumental power and authority of one of Gods chosen ones. How far can some get up their own butts before they disappear into oblivion ?
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Lmao!!! This whole thread is funny, especially stefan
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lol you're right! Are you scared yet Andy?Andy12345 wrote:Lmao!!! This whole thread is funny, especially stefan
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Andy12345 wrote:Lmao!!! This whole thread is funny, especially stefan
No disrespect, but I am worried about this Stefan, are his intentions honourable, only saying.
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Can you pass on my phone number please?
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eddie1 wrote:Andy12345 wrote:Lmao!!! This whole thread is funny, especially stefan
No disrespect, but I am worried about this Stefan, are his intentions honourable, only saying.
He's Polish, never mind 'are his intentions honourable?' Is he properly trained? I mean they might do things differently over there. I'd better explain everything that's going to happen in minute detail just so you know everything's OK
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Only a real man could say that Andy what a larf eh.
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eddie1 wrote:Only a real man could say that Andy what a larf eh.
lol Are you calling Andy 'a real man?'
edit: leaving now before he gets back and thumps me
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Put it this way...I wouldn't fancy anything that involved me leaving feeling like a Dinosaur...Namely a 'Megasorearse' !! 
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"He's Polish" Say no more, I'm out of this thread.
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Paul wrote:Put it this way...I wouldn't fancy anything that involved me leaving feeling like a Dinosaur...Namely a 'Megasorearse' !!
It doesn't hurt!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you???
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zand wrote:Paul wrote:Put it this way...I wouldn't fancy anything that involved me leaving feeling like a Dinosaur...Namely a 'Megasorearse' !!
It doesn't hurt!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you???
The last woman that told me that left my ring piece looking like a bunch of grapes, she had finger nails like Fu Man Chu never again.
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eddie1 wrote:zand wrote:Paul wrote:Put it this way...I wouldn't fancy anything that involved me leaving feeling like a Dinosaur...Namely a 'Megasorearse' !!
It doesn't hurt!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you???
The last woman that told me that left my ring piece looking like a bunch of grapes, she had finger nails like Fu Man Chu never again.
LOL! Like a chewed orange or peeled tomato I bet!
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eddie1 wrote:zand wrote:Paul wrote:Put it this way...I wouldn't fancy anything that involved me leaving feeling like a Dinosaur...Namely a 'Megasorearse' !!
It doesn't hurt!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you???
The last woman that told me that left my ring piece looking like a bunch of grapes, she had finger nails like Fu Man Chu never again.
Brilliant. Should never mess around down there. It's a one way valve and NOTHING should be allowed back in !
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Mods!!!
Please lock or better delete this thread; it's putting me off my food.
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Please lock or better delete this thread; it's putting me off my food.
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....think there's a Moose - Loose -around this Hoose
Sorry couldn't resist - I can always disappear for the rest of the evening !
All the best Jan
Sorry couldn't resist - I can always disappear for the rest of the evening !
All the best Jan
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Dillinger wrote:Mods!!!
Please lock or better delete this thread; it's putting me off my food.
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It's put me off my snack of dipping celery in peanut butter for sure!!
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Jan1 wrote:....think there's a Moose - Loose -around this Hoose
Sorry couldn't resist - I can always disappear for the rest of the evening !
All the best Jan
LOL!! I remember my dad when I was a kid singing that sometimes with a really bad impression of a scottish accent!
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Paul wrote:Jan1 wrote:....think there's a Moose - Loose -around this Hoose
Sorry couldn't resist - I can always disappear for the rest of the evening !
All the best Jan
LOL!! I remember my dad when I was a kid singing that sometimes with a really bad impression of a scottish accent!
Yes ....my Scottish accent is terrible too - in fact almost as bad as my singing
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So, I'm back, have I missed much?
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zand wrote:So, I'm back, have I missed much?
Ah Ah little did Moose know when he asked that first question. This topic is now on it's 4th page. Some nights there's hardly time to put the kettle on ......
All the best Jan
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zand wrote:eddie1 wrote:Zand I am sure you realise the average bloke is a total wimp when it comes to medical examinations, we are 50 whatever going on 13. Girls and women are far more mature just as well, with child bearing and cervical smear tests ect. Blokes have to be half dead before they go to the medics. Unless they are looking for a week off work and a certificate.
Well as a colonoscopy veteran you don't scare me
About 14 years ago I had a sigmoidoscopy they found a couple of polyps so I was told they needed to do a colonoscopy to check for more, since then I've been on a three yearly recall I'm due again shortly. The actual procedure is not to bad it's the prep with the picolax
that is the worst part.I'll not go into any further detail about the effects of picolax just in case Dillinger's about
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graham64 wrote:zand wrote:eddie1 wrote:Zand I am sure you realise the average bloke is a total wimp when it comes to medical examinations, we are 50 whatever going on 13. Girls and women are far more mature just as well, with child bearing and cervical smear tests ect. Blokes have to be half dead before they go to the medics. Unless they are looking for a week off work and a certificate.
Well as a colonoscopy veteran you don't scare me
About 14 years ago I had a sigmoidoscopy they found a couple of polyps so I was told they needed to do a colonoscopy to check for more, since then I've been on a three yearly recall I'm due again shortly. The actual procedure is not to bad it's the prep with the picolax
I'll not go into any further detail about the effects of picolax just in case Dillinger's about
You might not, but I will! Dreadful stuff, by far the worst bit of the procedure. The advice I was given of 'Don't go too far from home was not good enough!'