Media insiders were left stunned last night, when it was announced Monty Beantipper will be the new replacement for the disgraced Jeremy Clarkson. Bearing an uncanny resemblance to Clarkson, Monty played down long running speculation Jeremy is his long lost love child. Beantipper, no stranger to highly controversial rumours of bestiality, and outrageous behaviour in the past, is a big gamble for the BBC. However, he is a highly rated driver and has very powerful connections.
Clarkson's twitter photograph
Beantipper's mug shot copyright Neasden plod