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At four am this morning Chief Superintendent Fred Knacker lead a pre-dawn raid at Lord Beantipper’s 50,000 acre weekend retreat. Knacker lead a team of over 40 armed officers. One hour after the raid started Monty was seen being placed in handcuffs into a police van.
In an informal press conference, Knacker refused to confirm or deny a horse box was seen leaving by a rear entrance, as Monty was taken away under heavy guard to Paddington Green police station, believed to be the most secure in the UK. Monty’s long term mentor and lowcarb compatriot Roger ‘Keto Warrior’ Jenkins stated over a video phone link “this is not the first time lowcarb anti’s had tried to besmirch Monty’s good name and a he was 100% certain he had been fitted up”
After a short remand hearing at Bow Street Magistrates Court, Monty was remanded in custody at HM Prison Brixton. It is believed Beantipper has fired his long time Lawyer Smithson Grovel, Senior Partner. Bullshite Whitewash and Koverupp of New York, and appointed Thelonius P. Wilderbeast to handle his defence.
Thelonius P. Wilderbeast or the Beast as he is more commonly known, became Internationally famous when he successfully fought off The British Dietetics Association in the case that came to be known as the LOL case. The beast had stated on many occasions he believed the BDA’s advice re diet for diabetics bordered on mass murder. In a case expected to last months, the Beast was aquitted within 3 hours, when he ate a standard meal as recommended by the BDA, taking his nomally stable blood glucose from 4.3 to 27 within an hour. He was awarded undisclosed but very substantial damages and purchased an island in the Caribbean.
In an informal press conference, Knacker refused to confirm or deny a horse box was seen leaving by a rear entrance, as Monty was taken away under heavy guard to Paddington Green police station, believed to be the most secure in the UK. Monty’s long term mentor and lowcarb compatriot Roger ‘Keto Warrior’ Jenkins stated over a video phone link “this is not the first time lowcarb anti’s had tried to besmirch Monty’s good name and a he was 100% certain he had been fitted up”
After a short remand hearing at Bow Street Magistrates Court, Monty was remanded in custody at HM Prison Brixton. It is believed Beantipper has fired his long time Lawyer Smithson Grovel, Senior Partner. Bullshite Whitewash and Koverupp of New York, and appointed Thelonius P. Wilderbeast to handle his defence.
Thelonius P. Wilderbeast or the Beast as he is more commonly known, became Internationally famous when he successfully fought off The British Dietetics Association in the case that came to be known as the LOL case. The beast had stated on many occasions he believed the BDA’s advice re diet for diabetics bordered on mass murder. In a case expected to last months, the Beast was aquitted within 3 hours, when he ate a standard meal as recommended by the BDA, taking his nomally stable blood glucose from 4.3 to 27 within an hour. He was awarded undisclosed but very substantial damages and purchased an island in the Caribbean.
Thelonius P. Wilderbeast
