Saw this on a US financial site today. No politicly correct stuff from the Yanks.
"Avoiding Wal-Mart will SAVE YOUR TOES! Ya know how many times I almost had mine amuptated by reckless, out of control morbidly obese one-legged diabetics on forced oxygen careening past me on their fat carts to load their baskets with as many bags of over-salted high-fructose hydrogenated GMO cow flops they can carry?!"
Taken from here
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-03/walmart-terminal-decline-chart-one-more-reason-think-so
"Avoiding Wal-Mart will SAVE YOUR TOES! Ya know how many times I almost had mine amuptated by reckless, out of control morbidly obese one-legged diabetics on forced oxygen careening past me on their fat carts to load their baskets with as many bags of over-salted high-fructose hydrogenated GMO cow flops they can carry?!"
Taken from here
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-03/walmart-terminal-decline-chart-one-more-reason-think-so