I just can't stop laughing

A story in the news today caught my eye. A couple stayed in an absolute dump of a Hotel and left a comment on the Trip Adviser website stating what they thought of the place. The Hotel went berso and fined the couple one hundred sheets for the negative comments.

Check out what others think of the Hotel. I know I have a warped sense of humour, but I have been falling of my sofa at what other guests have said.

Check out the crap heap here http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186332-d554701-Reviews-Broadway_Hotel-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html#REVIEWS

I have often said almost all publicity is good publicity, I was wrong.

eddie1 wrote:A story in the news today caught my eye. A couple stayed in an absolute dump of a Hotel and left a comment on the Trip Adviser website stating what they thought of the place. The Hotel went berso and fined the couple one hundred sheets for the negative comments.

Check out what others think of the Hotel. I know I have a warped sense of humour, but I have been falling of my sofa at what other guests have said.

Check out the crap heap here http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186332-d554701-Reviews-Broadway_Hotel-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html#REVIEWS

I have often said almost all publicity is good publicity, I was wrong.

LOL!!

"A mattress spewing vile things out...Baked bean spillages...Strongbow cider for breakfast..."
Bloody hell! Sounds like Paul Jones's gaff when he's got Stefan to stay!

This was one of the more positive comments.

“FILTHY, DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING HOVEL RUN BY MUPPETS!”
1 of 5 starsReviewed 30 August 2014
We chose this hotel because it had 'ample parking' , car park was full so had to park across the road at another hotel.
Couldn't believe the state of the room. The hot tap didn't work, when we reported it we were told they knew about it and it would be fixed in the morning (we were only there for one night.) The drawer fronts fell off when we opened the chest of drawers. Again, they knew about this and it was supposed to be dealt with in the morning. The kettle wouldn't work, were told you had to switch on the socket it was plugged into, also switch on another socket to make it work. This was because the whole place was rewired wrongly according to the member of staff who dealt with us, and they couldn't afford to have it put right. There were instructions on how to make a phone call, we would have had a job as there was no phone!! The wallpaper was peeling off the walls, the carpet was thin, dirty and stained. The bed was something else, it must have come out of the ark, the base was all scuffed and dirty and the springs in the mattress attacked you in the night. The curtains were tattered and filthy, there were polystyrene tiles on the ceiling which are a fire hazard.
BREAKFAST... This was a joke and consisted of 1/2 cooked rasher of bacon, 1 'plastic' sausage, 1 egg, 1 hash brown and a spoonful of beans!! Oh, I nearly forgot, 2 slices of toast each, but no marmalade to put on them. Weak tea and coffee. YUMMY!!
This place should be shut down, I don't know if they are ever inspected, but if so, I don't know how this place has passed!!
If you are offered this place to stay for a fortnight for 10p, you are being robbed!!
STAY AWAY!!!!

In all seriousness I hope these people do report it to environmental health as well as just commenting on TripAdvisor!