Bloody hell!

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/threads/may-jesus-heals.64882/

Looks like the work of a spambot,Jona or even the sinister troll Shane going by the punctuation styles!

Gotta love the big forum at times eh?  

lol, I'm keeping out of that one, I'm on my best behaviour

Sooo want to post
whats a church :-))

Mud Island Dweller wrote:Sooo want to post
whats a church :-))

Now I can answer this one. It's a place where people invite you in with open arms and warmth and smiles and then tell you that you are worthless. I've been to a few of them.

Zzzziiiipppp! Mmmmmphhh...

( sound of Signy taping her fingers together and putting a sock in her mouth )

EvenMoreHeathen wrote:Zzzziiiipppp! Mmmmmphhh...

( sound of Signy taping her fingers together and putting a sock in her mouth )

Hi Signy

coincidence after our religion thread?

No........divine intervention

Thread is already gone - and glad I missed it. Discussions about religion bore me to tears

zand wrote:

Mud Island Dweller wrote:Sooo want to post
whats a church :-))

Now I can answer this one.  It's a place where people invite you in with open arms and warmth and smiles and then tell you that you are worthless.   I've been to a few of them.  

You forgot the part of getting as much of your money as they can

RANDBURG wrote:

zand wrote:

Mud Island Dweller wrote:Sooo want to post
whats a church :-))

Now I can answer this one.  It's a place where people invite you in with open arms and warmth and smiles and then tell you that you are worthless.   I've been to a few of them.  

You forgot the part of getting as much of your money as they can

lol yeh, I did.

the vicar at my wedding, in the middle of the ceremony stopped and said to the crowd about leaving a donation on the way out i think he's exact words were "the kind that flutters not tinkles" right in the middle of the ceremony, we got married on easter sunday and they made us pay for all the easter flowers decorating the church and an extra 300 pound to video the service on top of the normal ridiculous charge, and he has to ruin the service which that?

Andy12345 wrote:the vicar at my wedding, in the middle of the ceremony stopped and said to the crowd about leaving a donation on the way out i think he's exact words were "the kind that flutters not tinkles" right in the middle of the ceremony, we got married on easter sunday and they made us pay for all the easter flowers decorating the church and an extra 300 pound to video the service on top of the normal ridiculous charge, and he has to ruin the service which that?

Be thankful he never asked you to do handstands and sit on his knee :-)

mo1905 wrote:

Andy12345 wrote:the vicar at my wedding, in the middle of the ceremony stopped and said to the crowd about leaving a donation on the way out i think he's exact words were "the kind that flutters not tinkles" right in the middle of the ceremony, we got married on easter sunday and they made us pay for all the easter flowers decorating the church and an extra 300 pound to video the service on top of the normal ridiculous charge, and he has to ruin the service which that?

Be thankful he never asked you to do handstands and sit on his knee :-)

Andy12345 wrote:the vicar at my wedding, in the middle of the ceremony stopped and said to the crowd about leaving a donation on the way out i think he's exact words were "the kind that flutters not tinkles" right in the middle of the ceremony, we got married on easter sunday and they made us pay for all the easter flowers decorating the church and an extra 300 pound to video the service on top of the normal ridiculous charge, and he has to ruin the service which that?

I went to a wedding like that and the Vicar waffled about the church roof repairs for 20 minutes and I almost shouted out, "How's about I give you my bank account details and sort code so you can set up a monthly Direct Debit!!"

Paul wrote:

Andy12345 wrote:the vicar at my wedding, in the middle of the ceremony stopped and said to the crowd about leaving a donation on the way out i think he's exact words were "the kind that flutters not tinkles" right in the middle of the ceremony, we got married on easter sunday and they made us pay for all the easter flowers decorating the church and an extra 300 pound to video the service on top of the normal ridiculous charge, and he has to ruin the service which that?

I went to a wedding like that and the Vicar waffled about the church roof repairs for 20 minutes and I almost shouted out, "How's about I give you my bank account details and sort code so you can set up a monthly Direct Debit!!"

Now to my way of thinking, both those vicars are worshipping a false God - money. A true Christian would believe and pray the money in, not demean themselves and God in such a way. Just my opinion.

Shhh you lot; I thought we'd dealt with this..!

lol

TOPEKA, KS–The second law of thermodynamics, a fundamental scientific principle stating that entropy increases over time as organized forms decay into greater states of randomness, has come under fire from conservative Christian groups, who are demanding that the law be repealed.

"What do these scientists want us teaching our children? That the universe will continue to expand until it reaches eventual heat death?" asked Christian Coalition president Ralph Reed, speaking at a rally protesting a recent Kansas Board Of Education decision upholding the law. "That's hardly an optimistic view of a world the Lord created for mankind. The American people are sending a strong message here: We don't like the implications of this law, and we will not rest until it has been reversed in the courts."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/christian-right-lobbies-to-overturn-second-law-of,281/

Dillinger wrote:Shhh you lot; I thought we'd dealt with this..!

lol....sorry