Dear America,
You are sick–and fat. And it’s all your fault.
Face it. You screwed up. Somewhere in the past few decades, you started eating too much food. Too much BAD food. We don’t know why. We think it is because you are stupid.
We don’t know why you are stupid.
You used to be smart–at least about food–but somewhere in the late 1970s or early 1980s, you got stupid. Before then, we didn’t have to tell you what to eat. Somehow, you just knew. You ate food, and you didn’t get fat and sick.
But NOW, every five years we have to get together and rack our brains to try and figure out a way to tell you how to eat–AGAIN. Because no matter what we tell you, it doesn’t work.
The more we tell you how to eat, the worse your eating habits get. And the worse your eating habits get, the fatter and sicker you are. And the fatter and sicker you are, the more we have to tell you how to eat.
http://eathropology.com/2015/02/23/the-2015-dietary-advisory-committee-report-a-summary/
This is just a small excerpt from a long and funny blog post hope you enjoy I know I did