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Carboholicus chimpas maximus
The world of anthropology was left completely stunned yesterday, when Professor emeritus Sir Henry Cassandra Si'Blenheim, announced he had discovered the gene mutation responsible for carb addiction. It had long been believed the typical low carb anti carboholic was mildly mentally deficient, but his peer reviewed studies proved beyond all doubt, the mind of the low carb anti is far less developed than previously believed, and is in fact equivalent to a well educated chimpanzee.
It appears, some time in the distant past a man mated with a chimp, and produced the defective gene. Sir Henry stated “although these carboholic low carb antis appeared to be human beings, and shared many traits, they have severe learning difficulties, which appears at this stage to be insurmountable.”
Meanwhile back in the real world check this story out.
"The monkeys at Bristol Zoo are having bananas – and in fact all fruit – phased out of their diet – because research has found bananas are too sugary and hype the monkeys up to fight each other more. Bristol Zoo’s keepers said they are in the process of cutting out all fruit from all the meals given to primates, who will be tucking into fresh vegetables and pellets instead. Experts said that the bananas and other fruit grown for human consumption has been developed to be far more sugary and less nutritious than the monkeys might otherwise have found in the wild, and therefore it was not good for them."
So there you have it folks, too much sugar “was hyping the monkeys up and they were fighting each other more” this is a watershed moment in understanding the mind of the carboholic low carb anti.
Link to the monkey business here. http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Paignton-Zoo-ban-monkeys-eating-bananas/story-20439651-detail/story.html
Don't ya just luv the crazy world of diabetes, welcome to the asylum. Don't tell me, I know, I ought to be in one. The world has become a nut house, and boy, do I fit right in.
Eddie
