by zand Thu Nov 06 2014, 11:01
Sherlock Holmes and His sidekick Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up the tent site, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his trusty friend with a shake…
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions of bright stars.”
Holmes then asked… “What does that tell you?”
Watson thought for a moment before answering: “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Sherlock, What does it tell you?”
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. “Watson, you moron, someone has stolen our tent.”