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    Post by RANDBURG Mon Sep 22 2014, 16:30



    The Queen was in Glasgow prior to the referendum, when she formally met Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister.

    EIIR: "How nice to see you Mr. Salmond."

    AS: "Nice to see you Your Majesty. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence?

    EIIR: "Oh dear, one hasn't considered that yet!"

    AS: "How about calling it a 'Kingdom' and then I will be King?

    EIIR: "Oh Dear! One doesn't think that is appropriate."

    AS: "How about 'Empire' then I can be an Emperor?

    EIIR: "Dear! In one's dreams!"

    AS: "All right! So how about calling it a 'Principality' and then I can be a Prince?"

    EIIR: "No! -- I think we will let it remain a 'country' and you can carry on as you are."

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    Post by zand Mon Sep 22 2014, 16:34

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

    One of your best Randburg, thanks
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    Post by RANDBURG Mon Sep 22 2014, 16:37

    @zand wrote:lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

    One of your best Randburg, thanks

    I thought you were going to say " O sh$# are you starting here as well, almost did not recognise you, you changed your dress !
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    Post by zand Mon Sep 22 2014, 16:42

    Yeh sorry about that.  I'll find a dress I really like one day.

    I was working on a reply to your joke mentioning the word 'colony' but couldn't think of the ending


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    Post by Paul1976 Mon Sep 22 2014, 16:44

    @RANDBURG wrote:

    The Queen was in Glasgow prior to the referendum, when  she formally met Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister.

    EIIR:  "How nice to see you Mr. Salmond."

    AS:  "Nice to see you Your Majesty.  Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence?

    EIIR:  "Oh dear, one hasn't considered that yet!"

     AS:   "How about calling it a 'Kingdom' and then I will be King?

    EIIR:  "Oh Dear!  One doesn't think that is appropriate."

     AS:  "How about 'Empire' then I can  be an Emperor?

    EIIR: "Dear!  In one's dreams!"

     AS:  "All right!   So how about calling it a 'Principality' and then I can be a Prince?"

    EIIR:  "No!   --  I think  we will let it remain a 'country' and you can carry on as you are."



    PMSL!!! lol!


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    Post by RANDBURG Mon Sep 22 2014, 16:59

    @zand wrote:Yeh sorry about that.  I'll find a dress I really like one day.

    I was working on a reply to your joke mentioning the word 'colony' but couldn't think of the ending

    I guess in time the runner with the cleft stick gets to the Colonies, and we get the news,
    They vote tomorrow don't they ?
    Sleep
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    Post by zand Mon Sep 22 2014, 17:03

    @RANDBURG wrote:
    @zand wrote:Yeh sorry about that.  I'll find a dress I really like one day.

    I was working on a reply to your joke mentioning the word 'colony' but couldn't think of the ending

    I guess in time the runner with the cleft stick gets to the Colonies, and we get the news,
    They vote tomorrow don't they ?
    Sleep

    Smile Sorry silent

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