Scottish Independence

The Queen was in Glasgow prior to the referendum, when she formally met Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister.

EIIR: "How nice to see you Mr. Salmond."

AS: "Nice to see you Your Majesty. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence?

EIIR: "Oh dear, one hasn't considered that yet!"

AS: "How about calling it a 'Kingdom' and then I will be King?

EIIR: "Oh Dear! One doesn't think that is appropriate."

AS: "How about 'Empire' then I can be an Emperor?

EIIR: "Dear! In one's dreams!"

AS: "All right! So how about calling it a 'Principality' and then I can be a Prince?"

EIIR: "No! -- I think we will let it remain a 'country' and you can carry on as you are."

One of your best Randburg, thanks

zand wrote:

One of your best Randburg, thanks

I thought you were going to say " O sh$# are you starting here as well, almost did not recognise you, you changed your dress !

Yeh sorry about that.  I'll find a dress I really like one day.

I was working on a reply to your joke mentioning the word 'colony' but couldn't think of the ending

RANDBURG wrote:

The Queen was in Glasgow prior to the referendum, when  she formally met Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister.

EIIR:  "How nice to see you Mr. Salmond."

AS:  "Nice to see you Your Majesty.  Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence?

EIIR:  "Oh dear, one hasn't considered that yet!"

 AS:   "How about calling it a 'Kingdom' and then I will be King?

EIIR:  "Oh Dear!  One doesn't think that is appropriate."

 AS:  "How about 'Empire' then I can  be an Emperor?

EIIR: "Dear!  In one's dreams!"

 AS:  "All right!   So how about calling it a 'Principality' and then I can be a Prince?"

EIIR:  "No!   --  I think  we will let it remain a 'country' and you can carry on as you are."

PMSL!!!

zand wrote:Yeh sorry about that.  I'll find a dress I really like one day.

I was working on a reply to your joke mentioning the word 'colony' but couldn't think of the ending

I guess in time the runner with the cleft stick gets to the Colonies, and we get the news,
They vote tomorrow don't they ?

RANDBURG wrote:

zand wrote:Yeh sorry about that.  I'll find a dress I really like one day.

I was working on a reply to your joke mentioning the word 'colony' but couldn't think of the ending

I guess in time the runner with the cleft stick gets to the Colonies, and we get the news,
They vote tomorrow don't they ?

Sorry