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My pet mouse Elvis died today
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{Groan}!!
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Paul1976 wrote:{Groan}!!
I know Paul it's a Christmas cracker of a joke
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The old ones are the best! (Although I best not post the old joke about the guy in hospital getting the good news and the bad news that he's lost both his legs but at least the guy in the next bed wants to buy his slippers on a health forum. )
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Paul1976 wrote:The old ones are the best! (Although I best not post the old joke about the guy in hospital getting the good news and the bad news that he's lost both his legs but at least the guy in the next bed wants to buy his slippers on a health forum. )
Yes that is tasteless Paul best not to post it
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Probably best not to post this one either then
"why did the Buddhist coroner get fired?
because he kept listing the cause of death as “Birth”
"why did the Buddhist coroner get fired?
because he kept listing the cause of death as “Birth”
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