Off Topic: A scary Ouija session

The other night I joined Stefan with two others for a late night session of mediumship

Stefan in a long ginger wig and what one could only describe a black frock got out a Ouija board.

Within moments after we place our hands on the  planchette and Stefan uttered loudly "is anyone there" we were attacked by what Stefan called a low level poltergeist.

After threatening everyone around the table, it made scary noises and made the planchette fly around the room.

Then left the room in a strong gust of wind and a slamming of a window.

I have to admit It scared the big Jesus out of me.  

Question, I've been asked by Stefan to join him again for another session, should I decline?

Moose

No I wouldn't decline. I'd love to meet a playful ghost.

Not my cup of tea but probably better than his cup of coffee !

OR any pipecleaners placed where they shouldn't be or pebbledashed carpets!!

Hang on why did this Stefan wear a wig and a dress? I'm not surprised the poltergeist was angry, that's really disrespectful. I'd be mad if anyone called Stefan wore a wig and a dress too. Tell him to be sensible next time and dress normally - and do let us know what happens.

Did I mention the awful stink it created before it disappeared? It smelt like a vegetarians fart.

Moose

Are you sure that wasn't Stefan?

zand wrote:Are you sure that wasn't Stefan?

No he likes his meat.

Moose

Moose wrote:

zand wrote:Are you sure that wasn't Stefan?

No he likes his meat.

Moose

Now lads, no innuendo!

This thread is getting a little bit "Carry On" lol ! Ooh matron !

lol I was just staring to enjoy it and now you all want to keep things clean I'm leaving

zand wrote:lol I was just staring to enjoy it and now you all want to keep things clean I'm leaving

Clean? Not a chance! Where's the fun in that!! lol

Oi and where have my stars gone? I had some a moment ago and now they've gone

zand wrote:Oi and where have my stars gone?  I had some a moment ago and now they've gone

What stars ?

mo1905 wrote:

zand wrote:Oi and where have my stars gone?  I had some a moment ago and now they've gone

What stars ?

The ones that you and Paul have 7 (yes seven!) of and I had 2 and now I don't have any and I'm gonna scream and scream and you really don't wanna hear me scream

zand wrote:

mo1905 wrote:

zand wrote:Oi and where have my stars gone?  I had some a moment ago and now they've gone

What stars ?

The ones that you and Paul have 7 (yes seven!) of and I had 2 and now I don't have any and I'm gonna scream and scream and you really don't wanna hear me scream

Lol ! I never knew anyone had any lol ! Certainly not my doing. If it was, you'd be worth much more than 2 :-)

And what's wrong with the clock in this place?  It's all gone to pot

zand wrote:

And what's wrong with the clock in this place?  It's all gone to pot

You haven't been going all 70's with your flowery bellbottoms and smoking the Bob Hope have you lol ! What clock ? Stars, clocks, whatever next :-)

The time of the posts on the right hand side. They keep changing ....and I don't mean because there are new posts either....

zand wrote:The time of the posts on the right hand side.  They keep changing ....and I don't mean because there are new posts either....

Oh yes, how strange ! I will get a grown up to look into this ! I cannot be trusted lol :-)

No you can't. You'll lose my posts again won't you?

zand wrote:
No you can't.  You'll lose my posts again won't you?  

Ssshh :-)

zand wrote:

mo1905 wrote:

zand wrote:Oi and where have my stars gone?  I had some a moment ago and now they've gone

What stars ?

The ones that you and Paul have 7 (yes seven!) of and I had 2 and now I don't have any and I'm gonna scream and scream and you really don't wanna hear me scream

LOL! Not to worry,I'm just having a play with things at the moment and hoping to give each member a personalised rank title that isn't just based on total posts so not to worry and bear with me as you and many others deserve more than 2 stars!

Hmm that's sounds interesting......how could I earn 'extra' stars ?

zand wrote:Hmm that's sounds interesting......how could I earn 'extra' stars ?

Here we go again ! Ooh matron lol !