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    Just when you had given up hope.

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    Just when you had given up hope.

    Post by Pasha on Sun Aug 16 2015, 15:30

    More fiber ? no ,more magnesium ? no , extra oil/fats no. Well folks look no further, its natural, but mainly it made me laugh.


    http://www.squattypotty.com/


    Oh yes, and its portable, so that you can take it wherever you go and when ever you need to go.
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    Re: Just when you had given up hope.

    Post by Admin on Sun Aug 16 2015, 15:35

    Boy have I been using my Khazee wrong for the last thirty something years!! freakout
    Thanks god these clever folks are there to steer me onto the right track...For a modest price! rofl

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    Post by Pasha on Sun Aug 16 2015, 15:42

    @Admin wrote:Boy have I been using my Khazee wrong for the last thirty something years!! freakout
    Thanks god these clever folks are there to steer me onto the right track...For a modest price! rofl


    You have just given me a new idea for further refining the development of this still new and modern device. A steering mechanism to prevent any possible

    unpleasant splash back.
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    Post by Eddie on Sun Aug 16 2015, 15:43

    She can show me any time. affraid

    Wadda ya mean I'm a kinky old fool. Embarassed

    Got me coat and half way through the door. run


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    Re: Just when you had given up hope.

    Post by Eddie on Sun Aug 16 2015, 16:05

    Pasha re. your comment about splash back. I was checking Google images for an appropriate cartoon, found this and it gave me a good larf!



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    Re: Just when you had given up hope.

    Post by Paul1976 on Sun Aug 16 2015, 16:36

    @Eddie wrote:She can show me any time.  affraid

    Wadda ya mean I'm a kinky old fool.  Embarassed

    Got me coat and half way through the door. run

    Well I guess they had to show someone a bit more pleasing on the eye so to speak than the likes of Carbo after a few weeks on the 'Orlistat' advertising the product!! woot facepalm tmi lol!


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    Post by chris c on Sun Aug 16 2015, 18:04

    http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm
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    Post by Paul1976 on Sun Aug 16 2015, 18:07

    @chris c wrote:http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

    Wahey! My mother in law is always on the Khazee and takes up a lot of room in the car if she's staying over and wants to be transported all over the place to look in shops...This is the PERFECT solution!! thumb-up Twisted Evil Thankyou Chris!! mrgreen


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    Post by chris c on Sun Aug 16 2015, 18:23

    Eddie's cartoon above reminded me of an incident, and one reason I don't eat pigeons.

    Friends had a dinner party including pigeon with chestnut stuffing but something was definitely off. During the evening we started grumbling and farting, then running to the loo. It got so bad we were coming out of the loo and immediately rejoining the queue to go back in again.

    I succeeded in scoring the semi-mythical 8 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

    That's the one where the turd comes out as an aerosol and splatters all over both arse cheeks, the bowl and the ceiling . . .
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    Re: Just when you had given up hope.

    Post by Eddie on Sun Aug 16 2015, 18:33

    @chris c wrote:Eddie's cartoon above reminded me of an incident, and one reason I don't eat pigeons.

    Friends had a dinner party including pigeon with chestnut stuffing but something was definitely off. During the evening we started grumbling and farting, then running to the loo. It got so bad we were coming out of the loo and immediately rejoining the queue to go back in again.

    I succeeded in scoring the semi-mythical 8 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

    That's the one where the turd comes out as an aerosol and splatters all over both arse cheeks, the bowl and the ceiling . . .

    I know that feeling. Donkeys years ago I stayed at Butlins Minehead and went down with food poisoning that made dysentery sound like an easy gig. Up all night shitting and puking. Next day into the Camps quack, and described the situation clearly. The oaf asked for more detail and said "help me man give me more detail" I said to him what do you want from me, your office pebbledashed. affraid


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    Re: Just when you had given up hope.

    Post by chris c on Sun Aug 16 2015, 18:45

    Oh God, yes it's even worse when it comes out of both ends at once and you don't know which to put over the bowl first.

    I've hardly even had mild problems since I started low carbing, occasionally I have missed a day or three and even more occasionally I've had a slightly urgent turn-out, by far the worst was when I ate that sesame seed baguette.

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