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    Post by Eddie Thu Feb 05 2015, 14:06

    OK I placed this in the jokes thread, but limping into and A and E with an object up your jacksy can't be much fun. Over at the Daily Mail they are running a story about what people get up to with various household items while doing a Monty Beantipper, that's very kinky behaviour if you don't know Monty. The first comment from a wit I read said "What! No gerbils?" Jeez he had me laughing.

    The mail story is here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html#comments
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    Post by mo1905 Thu Feb 05 2015, 16:00

    Unbelievable ! I wonder how the medics manage to keep a straight face sometimes. Before I was diagnosed, many years ago, I was attending an EMT refresher class at work. The lecture was on diabetes. These classes always ask for real life stories and group participation. A guy put his hand up and told us that he'd heard one of the best ways to deal with a hypo is to place a Mars Bar directly into the bottom as it gets into the bloodstream quicker ! The lecturer smiled and just shook his head in disbelief !
    Don't try this at home folks :-)
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    Post by Andy12345 Thu Feb 05 2015, 16:13

    lmao!!

    I'm no biologist but how the hell did they go so far up?




    .....gonna try a couple of them Smile thanks for the tip Cool Twisted Evil
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    Post by zand Thu Feb 05 2015, 16:16

    Hi Andy Rolling Eyes What a Face
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    Post by Andy12345 Thu Feb 05 2015, 16:28

    zand wrote:Hi Andy Rolling Eyes What a Face


    hello my lover Smile
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    Post by Eddie Thu Feb 05 2015, 16:31

    Andy12345 wrote:lmao!!

    I'm no biologist but how the hell did they go so far up?




    .....gonna try a couple of them Smile thanks for the tip Cool Twisted Evil

    Jeez Andy you always have to go over the top What! No gerbils? Proxy?url=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-NoaNXWAvTVg%2FVNOavOEl6cI%2FAAAAAAAAIzA%2FZYeMtNSvXdc%2Fs1600%2Frolling-on-the-floor-laughing-smiley-emoticon Are you related to Beantipper by any chance?
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    Post by Eddie Thu Feb 05 2015, 16:36


    This was Monty on his honeymoon in the US
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    Post by zand Thu Feb 05 2015, 16:59

    Andy12345 wrote:
    zand wrote:Hi Andy Rolling Eyes What a Face


    hello my lover Smile

    Is that a West Country accent 'specially for me? Smile

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