OK I placed this in the jokes thread, but limping into and A and E with an object up your jacksy can't be much fun. Over at the Daily Mail they are running a story about what people get up to with various household items while doing a Monty Beantipper, that's very kinky behaviour if you don't know Monty. The first comment from a wit I read said "What! No gerbils?" Jeez he had me laughing.
The mail story is here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html#comments
The mail story is here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html#comments