The German's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind
blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Mein Gott, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Helmut demanded.
'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The German immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50.
Go and buy yourself some underwear..'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that
she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary mother of God, woman! You've no knickers on, why not?’ Patrick railed at her.
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the miserable pittance you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,
here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it..
'Och ay Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
Angus reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.'