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    RANDBURG
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    Golf Panties....

    Post by RANDBURG on Mon Nov 24 2014, 10:35

    [size=32]Golf  Panties....[/size]


    The German's wife steps up  to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind

    blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
    'Mein Gott,  woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Helmut demanded.
    'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
    The German  immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,  here's a 50.


    Go and buy yourself some underwear..'

    Next,  the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also  blows up to show that


    she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary mother of God, woman! You've no knickers on, why not?’ Patrick railed at her.
    She replies,  'I can't afford any on the miserable pittance you give me.' Patrick reaches into  his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,


    here's a 20. Go and buy  yourself some underwear"!

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it..
    'Och ay Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?'


    She too explains, 'You dinna  give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
    Angus reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb....  Tidy yerself up a bit.'
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    Re: Golf Panties....

    Post by zand on Mon Nov 24 2014, 11:18

    lol!

    Thanks for making me laugh Randburg Very Happy
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    Post by Paul1976 on Mon Nov 24 2014, 13:28

    lol! lol! lol! Nice one! Smile


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    Re: Golf Panties....

    Post by Eddie on Mon Nov 24 2014, 15:52


    Fishing pants as recommended by Andy


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    Post by zand on Mon Nov 24 2014, 15:53

    You mean he actually wears pants??? Shocked
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    Post by Eddie on Mon Nov 24 2014, 17:43

    @zand wrote:You mean he actually wears pants??? Shocked

    Only when he is fishing. affraid


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