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    Epitaph on 'coolest headstone'

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    Epitaph on 'coolest headstone'

    Post by sanguine on Thu Sep 18 2014, 16:42

    Cowboy tombstone: 
     
    Here are the five rules for men to follow for a happy life that
    Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
    He died not knowing that he would win the "coolest headstone"
    contest. 
     
    Five rules for men to follow for a happy life: 
     
    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from
    time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 
     
    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 
     
    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't
    lie to you. 
     
    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes
    to be with you. 
     
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know
    each other or you could end up dead like me.
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    Re: Epitaph on 'coolest headstone'

    Post by Paul1976 on Thu Sep 18 2014, 16:47

    @sanguine wrote:Cowboy tombstone: 
     
    Here are the five rules for men to follow for a happy life that
    Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
    He died not knowing that he would win the "coolest headstone"
    contest. 
     
    Five rules for men to follow for a happy life: 
     
    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from
    time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 
     
    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 
     
    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't
    lie to you. 
     
    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes
    to be with you. 
     
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know
    each other or you could end up dead like me.

    HahaHaHa!! Very Happy What a guy eh? Very Happy


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    Re: Epitaph on 'coolest headstone'

    Post by Eddie on Thu Sep 18 2014, 16:59

    Better still, find one woman that has all of those qualities and more, not easy but possible, I know these things Very Happy

    Eddie


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    Re: Epitaph on 'coolest headstone'

    Post by Andy12345 on Thu Sep 18 2014, 17:23

    lol Smile

    someone posted a pic on a thread the other day, i cant post pictures here but it said along the lines of "I told you i was ill....Bstards"
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    Post by Paul1976 on Thu Sep 18 2014, 17:25

    @Andy12345 wrote:lol Smile

    someone posted a pic on a thread the other day, i cant post pictures here but it said along the lines of "I told you i was ill....Bstards"

    LOL!! I remember that piccie from a while back! Very Happy Fair play! Smile


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    Post by Paul1976 on Thu Sep 18 2014, 17:27

    Here it is! Smile



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    Post by sanguine on Thu Sep 18 2014, 17:36

    @Andy12345 wrote:lol Smile

    someone posted a pic on a thread the other day, i cant post pictures here but it said along the lines of "I told you i was ill....Bstards"

    Spike Milligan of course had 'I told you I was ill' on his.
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    Post by Andy12345 on Thu Sep 18 2014, 18:16

    lol briliant Smile theres a tombstone up boxhill that im sure says something about a fella being burried there upside down so the world can kiss hes arse,,,,i may have dreamt that
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    Post by zand on Fri Sep 19 2014, 15:11

    lol Mo! I'm not going to need a 'happy pill' today now!
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    Re: Epitaph on 'coolest headstone'

    Post by Paul1976 on Fri Sep 19 2014, 15:12

    @mo1905 wrote:


    affraid affraid affraid lol!


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