THE LOW CARB DIABETIC

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THE LOW CARB DIABETIC

Promoting a low carb high fat lifestyle for the safe control of diabetes. Eat whole fresh food, more drugs are not the answer.


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    Many a word said in jest

    Eddie
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    Post by Eddie Thu Sep 03 2015, 13:54

    Many a word said in jest  

    Bloke goes into his Doctors
    What can I do for you Fred what seems to be the trouble
    Well Doc. when I drink eight pints and half a bottle of vodka I feel all dizzy and ill
    Well Fred you know the answer, stop drinking you numbskull and stop wasting my time

    Another bloke goes into his Doctors
    What can I do for you another bloke
    Well Doc when I eat doughnuts, takeaways, bread and pasta I feel ill
    I'm piling on the weight, my eyesight is blurry and I am becoming a type two diabetic
    No worries another bloke, take this bag of meds, see you in three months time

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    Post by chris c Thu Sep 03 2015, 20:04

    Yup, just about nails it.

    I can't understand how people intelligent enough to become doctors fail to understand how much of their job is prescribing antidotes to the diet they (are told to) recommend

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