Hello there, my name is Chris Palmer and I am an avid partaker of the humble and very benign Potato. It's just one of the many starchy tuberous root vegetables which I find deeply erotic. Really hope you don't have a problem with this. Please don't hate me for my uncompromising stance in regards to starch.
This is a photo of me and my old friend Barney Hinkelstein during our ill-fated Eastern Bloc tour, which was carried out in order to raise the Potato's profile amongst the work-shy communists. Barney was eventually shot dead by the Stasi, after being mistaken for a man dressed as a giant Potato.
This is a photo of me and my old friend Barney Hinkelstein during our ill-fated Eastern Bloc tour, which was carried out in order to raise the Potato's profile amongst the work-shy communists. Barney was eventually shot dead by the Stasi, after being mistaken for a man dressed as a giant Potato.