A big hi five from Pot Noodle

Hi

I'm Pot Noodle a nourishing and healthy snack beloved by the public and diabetics alike.

I'm in my "Original Curry" flavour mood, so why not introduce yourself.

Pot Noodle

Signy

Is that you Jona-in junk food guise???

Pot Noodle's belong in the bin...Just where your Troll account is heading very soon!!

Pot Noodle wrote:Hi EvenMoreHeathen,

Is that avatar really you, because if so i will date you for a dare.

Pot Noodle

I doubt that I would accept - even as a dare A girl needs a little more incentive to be tempted on a date than the prospect of a noodle

Signy

EvenMoreHeathen wrote:

Pot Noodle wrote:Hi EvenMoreHeathen,

Is that avatar really you, because if so i will date you for a dare.

Pot Noodle

I doubt that I would accept - even as a dare A girl needs a little more incentive to be tempted  on a date than the prospect of a noodle

Signy

Not to worry-The pot noodle has now been consigned to 'Room 101'

I'm too late?

From
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/m0.shtml

The Pot Noodle Boogie

(Handy when you have “four on the floor” disco hypo)

Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Mucky stuff, yucky stuff
Bogie in a powder
You're pourin' in some water
Turns it into chowder
Let's get a milkshake, fill it up with glutamate
Buy some try some whoops-upset-tum

Paul wrote:

EvenMoreHeathen wrote:

Pot Noodle wrote:Hi EvenMoreHeathen,

Is that avatar really you, because if so i will date you for a dare.

Pot Noodle

I doubt that I would accept - even as a dare A girl needs a little more incentive to be tempted  on a date than the prospect of a noodle

Signy

Not to worry-The pot noodle has now been consigned to 'Room 101'

Gotcha

There are some even weirder people around than I thought

That's a shame, I just sharpened my axe too

Signy

EvenMoreHeathen wrote:

Paul wrote:

EvenMoreHeathen wrote:

Pot Noodle wrote:Hi EvenMoreHeathen,

Is that avatar really you, because if so i will date you for a dare.

Pot Noodle

I doubt that I would accept - even as a dare A girl needs a little more incentive to be tempted  on a date than the prospect of a noodle

Signy

Not to worry-The pot noodle has now been consigned to 'Room 101'

Gotcha

There are some even weirder people around than I thought

That's a shame, I just sharpened my axe too

Signy

He'll be back-No doubt about it! I'm surprised the guy hasn't run out of email addresses by now considering the amount of 'Nutter' accounts he's set up over several boards.

Paul wrote: Not to worry-The pot noodle has now been consigned to 'Room 101'

That's a shame; but I'm still not convinced that this can't end up like a Richard Curtis film; 'boy' meets girl, girl threatens to axe boy in half, boy gets banned, true love results! But you know, with jokes and stuff. Signy what if Pot Noodle was Hugh Grant having a bad day?

Dillinger wrote:

Paul wrote: Not to worry-The pot noodle has now been consigned to 'Room 101'

That's a shame; but I'm still not convinced that this can't end up like a Richard Curtis film; 'boy' meets girl, girl threatens to axe boy in half, boy gets banned, true love results! But you know, with jokes and stuff. Signy what if Pot Noodle was Hugh Grant having a bad day?

'What larks' as Dillinger would say.

Eddie

Dillinger wrote:

Paul wrote: Not to worry-The pot noodle has now been consigned to 'Room 101'

That's a shame; but I'm still not convinced that this can't end up like a Richard Curtis film; 'boy' meets girl, girl threatens to axe boy in half, boy gets banned, true love results! But you know, with jokes and stuff. Signy what if Pot Noodle was Hugh Grant having a bad day?

Hi Dillinger!

I don't know about Hugh Grant but the Pot Noodle fella certainly reminds me of a Hugh G Nobhead I reckon!

Cheers

Paul

Dillinger wrote:

Paul wrote: Not to worry-The pot noodle has now been consigned to 'Room 101'

That's a shame; but I'm still not convinced that this can't end up like a Richard Curtis film; 'boy' meets girl, girl threatens to axe boy in half, boy gets banned, true love results! But you know, with jokes and stuff. Signy what if Pot Noodle was Hugh Grant having a bad day?

Oh I do miss the " like" button ! LOL

It could be a cross between Richard Curtis Film and a Tony Curtis one, I'm thinking of the one with Kirk Douglas called something like....errr... " Viking " Lots of chasing with axes in that one !

What if PN was Hugh Grant having a bad day ? Hmmm... I think he would still get hacked with an axe for a line like that But honestly, Hugh Grant's love interest rarely seems to be a lass whose idea of fun is going beserker, sleeps with an axe on the pillow and wears a metal bra. But then again, who knows what happens in his private life ?

Signy

EvenMoreHeathen wrote:What if PN was Hugh Grant having a bad day ? Hmmm... I think he would  still get hacked with an axe for a line like that But honestly, Hugh Grant's love interest rarely seems to  be a lass whose idea of fun is going beserker, sleeps with an axe on the pillow and wears a metal bra. But then again, who knows what happens in his private life ?
Signy

Ha! Some people eh?